Yes. Yes, please.

YO IMMA BE REAL WITCHU FOR LIKE なんか1分でしょう。

From the time I made that post up until about twenty minutes ago (so for about 45 minutes?), I did nothing but word vomit a fleshy outline. I made it to 1,210 words before I ran out of steam. Not material, just steam.

Again, this is a side character who I just happen to find fascinating. She’s a little lesbian doctor with a crooked tooth that floats around in my imagination drinking red wine and stitching up her teammates. Like, whatever, right?

sasukesqueen:

i think im gonna cry

Not racist exactly. Not any more racist than the Florida Brothers or even B-Stylers, anyway…just tacky and unoriginal.
Meanwhile, Relax You Kuma Rilakkuma is breathing a sigh of relief and floating around in a latte somewhere.

sasukesqueen:

i think im gonna cry

Not racist exactly. Not any more racist than the Florida Brothers or even B-Stylers, anyway…just tacky and unoriginal.

Meanwhile, Relax You Kuma Rilakkuma is breathing a sigh of relief and floating around in a latte somewhere.

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That Romeo and Juliet post earlier really got me back on my train of thought that I either need to find love stories I like or just fucking write my own.

But every time I get to thinking about the story already floating around in my head, I always end up at the same side character and her journey. Maybe I should start by writing that down as a standalone.

val-hella:

a summary

I just noticed the sake bottle has the characters しろ facing the camera. There might be more to it, but what we see here and now is shiro or “white.” If that’s all there is to that bottle, the sake is literally called White.

I’ll loan you some pencils so you can draw your own conclusions.

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AAAAH, A GHOST!

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strawberry-undersee:

pottysmovingcastle:

gallifrey-feels:

ibelieveitsanime:

songofspoilers:

gildatheplant:

I feel that anyone who believes Romeo & Juliet is about some kind of Great and Timeless Love TM* needs to see this.

WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS TODAY IN MY SHAKESPEARE CLASS. 

If you go and actually read what Romeo says to Benvolio in the first scene, you will realize that he is only upset because HE WANTED ROSALINE’S BODY AND SHE SAID NO AND SO ROMEO WAS MOPING AND PITCHING A FIT ABOUT IT. Then, the second he lays eyes on Juliet, he’s basically saying

During the balcony scene, Romeo talks about how he scaled the wall of the garden to see Juliet. That is not romantic. That is disrespectful to her. This is a private area of the Capulet home, and Capulet built the wall around it to protect his daughter. This was a time when a woman’s virtue was the most important thing she owned. If Juliet was found with a man in this very private part of her home, everyone would think she was no longer a virgin, her reputation would be ruined, and it would be much harder, if not impossible, for her father to make a good marriage.

Speaking of good marriages, Count Paris is seen as the bad guy because he “comes between” Romeo and Juliet. Capulet had arranged for Paris to marry Juliet in 2 years time, when she would be 16, in a time when most women were already married and mothers by the time they were Juliet’s age at (almost but not quite) 14. Most fathers would have already had their daughters married by now, but he wants to wait two more years AND PARIS IS OKAY WITH THAT. Not only that, but Paris is young (her father could have had her married to a 60 year old man), titled (he’s a fucking Count), wealthy (again, he’s a count, which means Juliet will have financial stability), and, from what we see of him, he is a very good guy. Capulet could have done a LOT worse in choosing his son-in-law.

Finally, here’s something to consider: Juliet was 13, Romeo was 17. Their relationship lasted 3 days, defied their parents, and ended in the deaths of 6 people.

If I ever hear you say that Romeo and Juliet is the greatest love story ever told, I will bitch slap you.

That is all.

THANK YOU! SOMEBODY FINALLY PUT IT IN WORDS FOR ME

It wasn’t a romance. Shakespeare never wrote romances. It was a fucking tragedy you dumb cunts.

Seriously, every couple he wrote was fucked up in some way.

I love when tumblr goes into a rage over Romeo and Juliet ♥

All of you, please grow up to teach high school literature, I’m begging you

I have a hard time finding love stories and romances I’m into because the shit that gets passed off as romantic is usually fucked up. This is a prime example of that fuckery.

Ser Bronn of The Blackwater. Anointed by the king himself.

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whateveridcaboutyou:

h0odrich:

she looks like shes about to whoop someones renaissance ass

bitch hold my mask

whateveridcaboutyou:

h0odrich:

she looks like shes about to whoop someones renaissance ass

bitch hold my mask

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afloweroutofstone:

dagfella:

SLAM HIM INTO T H E  F O U R T H  D I M E N S I O N

#THIS IS THE MOST ILLEGAL MOVE IVE SEEN IN MY TIME

afloweroutofstone:

dagfella:

SLAM HIM INTO T H E  F O U R T H  D I M E N S I O N

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